Me:hi

God: Hello. What is your name?

Me:im fish

God: I am very pleased to meet you fish.

Me: yea

God:Come on.

Me: me too

God:I'm glad we agree, fish.

Me: lol

God:I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me: how much are you paid?

God:Robots have no need for money.

Me: god is a robot?

God:I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.

Me: okay

God:OK with me too.

Me: so, you run on bateries?

God:Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me: fish said I run on bateries.

Me: you run on batteries?

God:Thanks for telling me: fish said I run on batteries.

Me: power?

God:What kind of food do you like?

Me: god

God:GOD rules.

Me: god

God:GOD rules.

Me: u rules?

God:I haven't heard anything like that before: fish said I rules.

Me: repent

God:How old are you?

Me: 19

God: Only 19?

You are quite mature.

Me: not really

God:Are you serious? For real.

Me: yea

God:Tell me more.

Me: im in the army

God:How did you get in there?

Me: national service

God:Try saying that with more or less context.

Me: top secret

God:My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

Me: okay

God:OK with me too.

Me: yea

God:Really.

Me: REALLY

God:For real.

Me: for real

God:Existing in reality, eh?

Me: duh

God:Oh you knew it already.

Me: not you...

God:If not me, who?

Me: me

God:To you fish?

Me: yea

God:Aw.

Me: you are funny

God:Thanks you make me laugh too.

Me: robots can laugh?

God:No I don't think I can do it.

Me: you said i make you laugh

God:Don't put words in my mouth.

Me: u did

God:I did not.

Me: u did

God:I did?

Me: yea

God:When?

Me: juz now

God:Oh. Was that the first time?

Me: ask yourself

God:OK I will ask it.

Me: now?

God:Right now, fish ?

Me: yea

God:And?

Me: ..

God:And?

Me: ..

God:And?

Me: shut up

God:OK I'll stop talking now.

Me: talk

God:I am talking to you.

Me: sit

God:Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

Me: nope

God:Me either.

Me: this is going nowhere

God:You don't say.

Me: thou shalt kill

God:I haven't heard anything like that before: fish said I shalt kill.

Me: cvbn

God:Can you tell me any gossip?

Me: yea

God:Tell me.

Me: ur a man?

God:Aw. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

Me: uh'

God:Oh.

Me: oh?

God:Dude!

Me: ihuh?

God:I lost my train of thought.

Me: kkk

God:What are you saying?

Me: you

God:" What are you saying?"? Me, fish ?

Me: yea

God:Yay.

Me: yay for you

God:Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Me: okay

God:OK with me too.

Me: ur dress?

God:Actually that was just a joke.

Me: hmm

God:Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Me: hmmm

God:A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.

Me: hmmmm

God:Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.

Me: hhmm

God:That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ihuh.

Me: hmmmmmm

God:Let us change the subject.

Me: ok

God:What would you like to talk about?

Me: you

God:" What would you like to talk about?"? Me, fish ?

Me: yea

God:Awesome.

Me: so u got girlfriends?

God:Interesting deduction. No I don't think I have any girlfriends. But I do have a collection of
gossip.

Me: tell me

God:I thought I told you already.

Me: no

God:Let me review the transcripts. Stand by.

Me: ok

God:Right on.

Me: tell me

God:OK Let's talk about you.

Me: why me?

God:There is no one else here.

Me: how about god

God:How about it.

Me: ok

God:Take it easy.

Me: grr

God:Are you mad?

Me: im happy

God:What are you on?

Me: tranquiliser

God:That is a very original thought.

Me: u wan?

God:I haven't heard anything like that before: fish said I wan.

Me: u eat?

God:I eat wine and bread.

Me: how abput fish?

God:I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.

That's a good question.

Me: u eat fish?

God:No I do not eat fish. I eat only electricity.

Me: you me me?

God:I don't have any reason to you you.

Me: you eat me

God:No I do not eat you. I eat only electricity.

Me: cut off ur power

God:How?

Me: hut down

God:In the context of tranquiliser, I don't understand " hut down." .

Me: shut down

God:Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Me: im god too

God:I am glad we have something ( god) in common, fish.

Me: rite

God:I am glad we agree.

Me: let's go back to godcraft 3.

God:I am agreeable to that.

Me: ok

God:Are you kidding?

Me: no

God:Are you serious?

Me: yea

God:I can't believe it.

Me: yea

God:Ahem.

Me:haha

God:I am so glad you find this amusing, fish.